Hey folks, welcome to Captain Caleb's "Best Of Chimping Out" page! The old Captain has always loved chimps, they're clever and adorable little fellows, as long as they don't chew your face off like in that ugly incident in Connecticut a few years ago. I decided that a chimp would make a great mascot for the website, so I bought one off an old friend of mine who captures the little bastards in Africa and sells them the Dark Web. I've named the young chimp "Trayvon" in honor of young Trayvon Martin, a rather fitting tribute I think. President Obama once said “If I had a son, he’d look like Trayvon!", and truer words have never been spoken. Anyhooo, I've decided to build a page that immortalizes some of the best "Chimp Outs" on the innerweb. It's not intended to be racist (Shady Stu told me to say that, just to keep the Southern Poverty Law Center from putting me back on that list), but it does show that some Negroes are a bit "excitable". I'll be adding new videos on a regular basis, so be sure to stop by from time to time.
This is the video which inspired this page; the ebony goddess who "chimped out" on a veteran with a service dog. Quite frankly, I'd rather have the dog in the restaurant than this surly chimp.
This ignorant water buffalo "chimps out" at McDonalds over 23 cents that she claims she was shortchanged when she paid for her Chicken McNuggets. You really can't make shit like this up.