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Along with his zany, politically-incorrect entourage... and introducing,
-- Captain Caleb Eldridge
I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your mother!
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And we'll leave you with the link above. It's an article from exopolitics.org, and it delves into a rather interesting conspiracy theory; that Trump was recruited by elements of American military intelligence to play a key role in a covert Coup D’etat in the 2016 election. Think about it...maybe some of the senior chaps at the Pentagon finally said "fuck this" after watching Obama destroy the country for 8 long years, and were determined to keep Hillary out of the White House. It's not a real stretch to imagine them using their vast resources to fix an election, and they would have a much better shot of pulling it off than the Russians ever would, all they needed was a well-known guy with lots of charisma to play the lead role. After the election, General Flynn spoke of an "army of digital soldiers" and an "insurgency" that helped Trump win...and these clever chaps may have even introduced the "Russian collusion" narrative themselves in order to create a smokescreen. Yeah, sounds like great fiction, but just what if it's real? Read the article and chew on it a bit. Personally, I'd have no problem with any of this, maybe it was a bit unethical, but the end result justified the means as far as I'm concerned...Trump is President, and Hillary isn't.
Meet Frau Traudl Junge, our new history section editor here at captaincaleb.com. Frau Junge served as personal secretary to Adolf Hitler from 1942 until 1945, and led a peaceful life in post-war Germany until 2002, when she discovered that the Israeli government was seeking her extradition. Not wanting to end up hanging from a noose like her friend Adolf Eichmann, Traudl faked her death and quietly relocated to Caleb's Island, hoping to live out her golden years without fear of being abducted by Israeli commandos. At the ripe old age of 98, Traudl is a fiesty old gal with a unique perspective on history, and we look forward to her insightful contributions to this site. Willkommen an bord, Frau Junge!