Yeah, that's YOUR IP address above, asshole, and you tried to flag me...that makes the old Captain very angry. Caleb's Island Counter-Troll Intelligence  is currently tracing that IP, and an elite team of paramilitary troll-terminators will be dispatched to your current location in short order. Resistance is futile, please do not try to escape when you hear the helicopter as this will only prolong the issue and cause an unnecessary expenditure of costly ammunition. Attempted evasion may also result in needless collateral damage to your neighbor's homes.

We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause, you flagging motherfucker!

"Flag THIS, you stupid little cunt!"