"Hold on a second -- I'm gonna get me a BEER," she said, as she walked out of view of the camera.
"Um, want a BEER?" she then asked as her husband briefly entered the room.
"No, I'll pass on a BEER for now," he responded. Then, matter-of-factly from across the camera as he left the kitchen, he offered a quick farewell: "Enjoy your BEER!"
Warren is then shown lifting the bottle to her mouth and awkwardly wrapping her lips around it like a Catholic school girl giving her first blowjob...if I had to guess, I'd say it was the first time she ever drank from a bottle.
Yeah...totally unstaged and natural. So was the shout-out to her Instagram viewers that reminded me of Miss Sally on Romper Room saying hello to all the Good Do Bees that she saw in her magic mirror.
"Fortnite? Good to see you," Warren said at one point in the livestream, reading the online handle of one user in the chat, whose name refers to a popular online video-game. Someone on Liz's team must have thought this was a clever way of showing that our gal is a "hip granny", sort of a wrinkly, geriatric version of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
That's right, Warren is in touch with the beer-drinking working class AND the young folks! It's probably only a matter of time before she reveals how much she loves the Red Sox, and that she always carries a bottle of hot-sauce in her purse. Maybe her people can get some pics of her harvesting cranberries, cheering at a NASCAR race, or skeet-shooting at a rod and gun club...stuff like that is bound to make regular folks believe she's not an elite lib who lives in a 5 million dollar mansion with 24 hour armed security, and hasn't driven a car or bought a gallon of milk in 40 years.
I think most people with an IQ above room temperature are laughing their asses off at this ridiculous bullshit, but the sad truth is that Warren's "handlers" think this blatant nonsense will somehow convince voters that she's a normal human being. If she somehow manages to get the nomination, it will speak volumes as to the gullibility and utter stupidity of the Democratic base...and it's almost a guarantee that Trump will win in a landslide in 2020. I'm getting a boner just thinking about him humiliating and utterly destroying this sleazy political chameleon...maybe he'll start with a Tweet reminding her that Indians shouldn't drink.
See ya in the funny papers,
Captain Caleb Eldridge