Salvador "Sal" Monella

One of my favorite cast members, Sal has been a faithful friend ever since we met while doing stints at a Club Fed, FCI Loretto in Pennsylvania. He was wrapping up a 10 year stretch for peddling guns in South Boston, and he took me under his wing in the Big House. No...he didn't try to fuck me, Sal doesn't fly that way, as a matter of fact he'd smash your face just for insinuating such a thing. Anyway, Sal learned how to cook while in prison, and one of his specialties was "Prison Pizza"...a delicacy made with the meager ingredients you could purchase at commissary or could buy on the prison black market. Usually the crust was made of crushed up Doritos and Graham crackers, then topped with a delicious homemade sauce that was a mixture of ketchup and hot sauce. The cheese was the stuff that comes in an aerosol can (Easy Cheese) and Sal used various meat toppings such as sliced summer sausage, Slim Jims, or Spam as a finishing touch. Sal would cook these babies up in the microwave on Friday nights and the guys LOVED 'em! When we got out, we maintained our friendship, and Sal opened a pizza and XXX video joint here on Caleb's Island. He also provides a "dead hooker disposal service" should you ever find yourself with an unwanted corpse. Sal's a great guy, and he makes one hell of a pizza!

Stuart "Shady Stu" Goldberg

One of my favorite cast members, Sal has been a faithful friend ever since we met while doing stints at a Club Fed, FCI Loretto in Pennsylvania. He was wrapping up a 10 year stretch for peddling guns in South Boston, and he took me under his wing in the Big House. No...he didn't try to fuck me, Sal doesn't fly that way, as a matter of fact he'd smash your face just for insinuating such a thing. Anyway, Sal learned how to cook while in prison, and one of his specialties was "Prison Pizza"...a delicacy made with the meager ingredients you could purchase at commissary or could buy on the prison black market. Usually the crust was made of crushed up Doritos and Graham crackers, then topped with a delicious homemade sauce that was a mixture of ketchup and hot sauce. The cheese was the stuff that comes in an aerosol can (Easy Cheese) and Sal used various meat toppings such as sliced summer sausage, Slim Jims, or Spam as a finishing touch. Sal would cook these babies up in the microwave on Friday nights and the guys LOVED 'em! When we got out, we maintained our friendship, and Sal opened a pizza and XXX video joint here on Caleb's Island. He also provides a "dead hooker disposal service" should you ever find yourself with an unwanted corpse. Sal's a great guy, and he makes one hell of a pizza!

Agnes "Mistress Muir" Muir

One of my favorite cast members, Sal has been a faithful friend ever since we met while doing stints at a Club Fed, FCI Loretto in Pennsylvania. He was wrapping up a 10 year stretch for peddling guns in South Boston, and he took me under his wing in the Big House. No...he didn't try to fuck me, Sal doesn't fly that way, as a matter of fact he'd smash your face just for insinuating such a thing. Anyway, Sal learned how to cook while in prison, and one of his specialties was "Prison Pizza"...a delicacy made with the meager ingredients you could purchase at commissary or could buy on the prison black market. Usually the crust was made of crushed up Doritos and Graham crackers, then topped with a delicious homemade sauce that was a mixture of ketchup and hot sauce. The cheese was the stuff that comes in an aerosol can (Easy Cheese) and Sal used various meat toppings such as sliced summer sausage, Slim Jims, or Spam as a finishing touch. Sal would cook these babies up in the microwave on Friday nights and the guys LOVED 'em! When we got out, we maintained our friendship, and Sal opened a pizza and XXX video joint here on Caleb's Island. He also provides a "dead hooker disposal service" should you ever find yourself with an unwanted corpse. Sal's a great guy, and he makes one hell of a pizza!