Chanelle Helm is a co-founder and organizer of the radical far left Black Lives Matter group in Louisville.

Chanelle penned a list of demands from “white people” following the violence in Charlottesville.

Chanelle believes white people owe her and local black families more free stuff. Her list included leaving your belongings to black people and downsizing your home and gifting your current home to a black family.

1. White people, if you don’t have any descendants, will your property to a black or brown family. Preferably one that lives in generational poverty.

2. White people, if you’re inheriting property you intend to sell upon acceptance, give it to a black or brown family. You’re bound to make that money in some other white privileged way.

3. If you are a developer or realty owner of multi-family housing, build a sustainable complex in a black or brown blighted neighborhood and let black and brown people live in it for free.

4. White people, if you can afford to downsize, give up the home you own to a black or brown family. Preferably a family from generational poverty.

5. White people, if any of the people you intend to leave your property to are racists assholes, change the will, and will your property to a black or brown family. Preferably a family from generational poverty.

6. White people, re-budget your monthly so you can donate to black funds for land purchasing.

7. White people, especially white women (because this is yaw specialty — Nosey Jenny and Meddling Kathy), get a racist fired. Yaw know what the fuck they be saying. You are complicit when you ignore them. Get your boss fired cause they racist too.

8. Backing up No. 7, this should be easy but all those sheetless Klan, Nazi’s and Other lil’ dick-white men will all be returning to work. Get they ass fired. Call the police even: they look suspicious.

9. OK, backing up No. 8, if any white person at your work, or as you enter in spaces and you overhear a white person praising the actions from yesterday (refering to Charlottesville), first, get a pic. Get their name and more info. Hell, find out where they work — Get Them Fired. But certainly address them, and, if you need to, you got hands: use them.

10. Commit to two things: Fighting white supremacy where and how you can (this doesn’t mean taking up knitting, unless you’re making scarves for black and brown kids in need), and funding black and brown people and their work.

I really don't hate black folks...but the one's screaming for "reparations" for something that happened 150 years ago need a good slap in the fucking head.

Chanelle, and black folks like her, are only making the right-wing stronger in this country. The nation is totally polarized, and there's not much "gray area" to hide in anymore...whether you like it or not, you either side with the left or the right. When the average white person sees and hears these BLM freaks screaming for reparations and tearing down statues of Confederate generals, they tend to gravitate towards the right. Maybe not to the point of attending rallies and engaging in violence, most won't even utter a word about how they feel, but in their hearts and minds they become part of the right-wing. The majority of white Americans are sick and tired of the "Gimmee mo free stuff!" bullshit, we've been doing it for 50 fucking years and it hasn't made a bit of difference...if anything race relations are worse now than they were half a century ago.  Uppity black bitches like Chanelle only make matters worse...in order to lessen our white guilt she wants us to pass our homes down to poor black folks because we owe them for something that happened 150 years ago.


This nappy-haired rabble-rouser also encourages black folks to report anything they construe as racist, and if at all possible, get the "lil' dick white man" fired from his job. If he doesn't get fired, it means the boss is a racist as well. I thought this was rather ironic, as Chanelle has probably never worked a day in her fucking life. She goes on to say that if all else fails you can call the cops, claiming the offending party looks "suspicious", and as a last resort "you got hands: use them!". Yeah, if worse comes to worse, just "chimp out" and attack the person who offended you...violence solves everything, including racism. I hope Chanelle keeps up the good work, she's basically a recruiter for the right-wing, and it's loud-mouth radical blacks like her who will insure that Trump wins a second term. And while I'm not planning on leaving my home to any negroes who live in "generational poverty", I'm going to donate several cases of grape soda to my local food pantry in an effort to help my black brothers and sisters.


See ya at the next rally,


Captain Caleb Eldridge,

Benevolent Dictator,

Caleb's Island