1. White people, if you don’t have any descendants, will your property to a black or brown family. Preferably one that lives in generational poverty.

2. White people, if you’re inheriting property you intend to sell upon acceptance, give it to a black or brown family. You’re bound to make that money in some other white privileged way.

3. If you are a developer or realty owner of multi-family housing, build a sustainable complex in a black or brown blighted neighborhood and let black and brown people live in it for free.

4. White people, if you can afford to downsize, give up the home you own to a black or brown family. Preferably a family from generational poverty.

5. White people, if any of the people you intend to leave your property to are racists assholes, change the will, and will your property to a black or brown family. Preferably a family from generational poverty.

6. White people, re-budget your monthly so you can donate to black funds for land purchasing.

7. White people, especially white women (because this is yaw specialty — Nosey Jenny and Meddling Kathy), get a racist fired. Yaw know what the fuck they be saying. You are complicit when you ignore them. Get your boss fired cause they racist too.

8. Backing up No. 7, this should be easy but all those sheetless Klan, Nazi’s and Other lil’ dick-white men will all be returning to work. Get they ass fired. Call the police even: they look suspicious.

9. OK, backing up No. 8, if any white person at your work, or as you enter in spaces and you overhear a white person praising the actions in Charlottesville, first, get a pic. Get their name and more info. Hell, find out where they work — Get Them Fired. But certainly address them, and, if you need to, you got hands: use them.

10. Commit to two things: Fighting white supremacy where and how you can (this doesn’t mean taking up knitting, unless you’re making scarves for black and brown kids in need), and funding black and brown people and their work.

A black racist woman has come up with a list of things white people can do to make up for their years of being white.

Chanelle Helm is an uppity negro bitch, as well as cofounder and lead organizer for the Black Lives Matter chapter in Louisville, Kentucky. She has some very specific demands for white people, and if we don't comply she thinks we should be reported to our employers as being racists. If we don't get fired, it means our bosses are also racists. Below are Chanelle's 10 demands...

As a white male, I say she and others like her should continue to call for this sort of ridiculous bullshit. The more they make these kind of demands, the more the white supremacy moment will grow. When the black supremacists and the white supremacists clash, I'll be standing by with some popcorn and a 12-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon watching the fun. LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUUUUMBLE!