Recently, I received an e-mail in which a viewer jokingly suggested that we should start giving "free helicopter rides" to leftist dissidents, like the great General Pinochet used to offer his detractors. Never one to let a good piece of dark humor go to waste, I decided to imagine that scenario with a couple of photoshopped memes. It's really not a bad idea when you think about it, we have lots of helicopters, and you'd only have to do it a few dozen times before the rest of them would get the idea...maybe televise it so they all know what's in store for them if they continue to resist.
Perhaps they could make it a "pay-per-view" event and finance The Wall with the proceeds? Sounds like a win-win situation to the old Captain.
The more I thought about it, I wondered if we could implement waterboarding as well...it's been proven quite effective by the CIA, why not use it on the liberal scumbags who have been causing so much discontent the past couple of years? Maxine Waters (rather ironic) would be among the first. "IMPEACH FORTA-FIVE!...glub, glub, glub."...that would shut the low-IQ bitch up. Pocahontas could take a heap-big drink of water too, and we could wash away Chuck Shumer's tears with a few gallons of H2O...I think we need to give this idea some serious consideration.
Oh, I know, wishful thinking. More realistically, how about Sessions and Huber get busy unsealing some of those 51,000 indictments and putting these maggots before military tribunals? Let General Kelly be the presiding judge, and sent these fucks off to a wonderful Cuban vacation at Gitmo. It's interesting to note that the Kenyan King wanted to close down Gitmo, but Trump decided it was a better idea to EXPAND the facility...
(CNN-Feb 18, 2018) The Defense Department intends to transfer $14 million in existing funds to expand the controversial U.S. military prison in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, according to a new document released by the Pentagon comptroller's office.
It's coming folks...these leftist motherfuckers attempted a silent coup against a duly-elected president, that's treason in my book. Hillary, Obama, the dirty elements of the FBI, and all the other traitors (including members of the MSM, we can't forget Rachel and Anderson) need to be dragged out into the light of day and punished accordingly...
Treason laws in the United States - Wikipedia
Penalty: Death, life imprisonment with the possibility of parole after serving 20 years, or any term of years. Treason is a "Class A" felony under sentencing guidelines, and current guidelines provide for a maximum sentence of life in prison and/or a $50,000 fine.
These dirt-bags need to remember to bring their toothbrushes when they go to the tribunals. I'll be home watching it on Fox and eating popcorn.
Yours in Christ,
Captain Caleb Eldridge