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This blasted page is STILL under construction, mainly due to the lazy, illiterate Haitian bastards I indentured to assist me in the construction and maintenance of this website.

I gave these heathen savages work visas, provided basic food and shelter for them, and they still don't produce nearly the volume of work I had intended. Even motivating them with a blowtorch hasn't increased their productivity a great deal...and the conventional cattle-prod method proved worthless. That's it, from now on I'm only hiring native Calebians to fill these positions, they may demand a higher wage, but at least they speak English (the language barrier with the Haitians has proved daunting) and they don't make a mess sacrificing chickens in the blasted break-room.